Addiction: Snot

I have this addiction problem. I cannot stand my babies having boogers or snot in their noses. I see something in their nose and I'm like a parched man who has found water. I won't stop until it's all cleaned out. They might be screaming bloody murder but I can't hear it. I'm in the zone. I'm on a mission. It's do or die.

And the rush of the thrill when I get that little nostril clean is indefinable. It's a high. I know. It's gross isn't it? Well, it gets grosser. Meet my new partner in crime, the Nosefrida:

Doesn't it look like so much fun?? For an obsessed booger hunter like myself this is the piece de resistance. You stick it into their nostril and you put the red piece in your mouth and, wait for it, SUCK OUT THE SNOT! Praise the Lord, hallelujah! The snot goes into the the blue tube clearing the nasal passages better than anything else I've ever used. I even used it on my almost-three year old since he still doesn't know how to blow his own nose and he had some scary build up. It was so great to see the bucket of green snot sucked out of his face in one use of the Nosefrida instead of multiple tissue wipes. And the 4 month old needed it last week with her cold. Sucked all that snot right out!

All you readers who don't have children may want to puke at this. I would. But after having a baby with snot and boogers for three years I think the alternatives are grosser. This cleans those noses clean out so you don't have a drippy kid who is wiping their nose on your pants or their clothes. I'm telling you it's awesome. Trust me.

So go out and buy your friends a Nosefrida! It'll be their favorite baby gift I promise you.